Andrei Alexandrovich Farkashov

''"I never said I was good, or bad. I am merely a simple man making my way in this piece-of-shite world." -Andrei''

Bio
Born in Leningrad, Andrei was a man that took part in many exploits of the USSR. He is known as a War Hero among all of his comrades, until the winter of 1951.

What happened? Well, it's a story involving him being accused by the government for selling secrets to the U.S. He got exiled from the USSR and spent 12 years in Communist Romania hiding from the Soviets.

He went into intense alcoholism. One day, while having the worst hangover a man can possibly have, he received a vision telling him to travel to Tibet to go on a pilgrimage there. He did so, and he spent 39 years learning the secrets of Ascension, which gave him many powers.

In mid-2009, he entered Dimension 0, where he experienced the birth of Corey Smith 23. It was real trippy like, so he decided to leave because he remembered the 70s, full of acid and gr00viness.

He now is part of a group of weird fellas where they go around doing shit idk what am I Wikipedia?

Powers and Abilities

 * Playing Wii Sports like a champion
 * Successfully scamming people on Ebay
 * Being Fly for a Caucasian male
 * Counterfeiting New Zealand Dollars
 * Making a bunch of LBP Emos triggered in under 5 seconds
 * Smashing the like button
 * Spooky psychic powers
 * Telling if a Wikipedia article is bullshit or not
 * Being able to dive deep into tumblr and escape alive
 * Shape-shifting into different things
 * Running a convenience store and not going clinically insane
 * Eating ass like Gucci Mane
 * Impersonating Patrick Swayze
 * At any time recite the lyrics to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up"
 * Being bad at Civilization 5
 * Turning anything into a living breathing thing
 * Making the best BBQ